Monday, September 28, 2009

This is dedicated to the very talented and unpredictable indian cricket team and specially to the toothless bowling attack which looked dangerous just a few months back!

Arj Kiya hai -
Indian fast ballers cha kaay zole ahe kahi kalat nahi,
140 cha speed 120 la jaato, wicketpan milat nahi!
Te mala mhanale, murkha tula evdha pan kalat nahi
50 over purna takalyashivay sponsership bonus milat nahi!
Patkan lok out keli, tar batsman kaay kaam karnar?
amhi ekach teammadhle, tyanchapan vichar karnar!
Amhala kahi changlya kamasathi performance bonus nasto,
harlo kivva jinklo anhala tevdhach paisa disto!
Me mhanlo madhe tournament jinklo tyaach kaay?
Te mhanale thodi garaj hoti, karnar kaay?
Tumachya sarkha amhala divali bonus nasto!
Kadhi kadhi amhala pan jaast paisa hava asto!

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Naseer's shadow!

SHADOW : one of the most idotic movies ever made.
It was meant to be a disaster. The fim produced by naseer, who is visually challenged, was itself totally challenged and torn apart by everyone.
however 'IT WAS MEAT TO BE A DISASTER.' Reports have sufaced that Naseer's company 'Greater Entertainment' has diverted money gathered from duping people through chit fund and multi-level marketing to fund the movie.
Orrissa police have un-earthed a scam of Rs.190 crore and frozen the assets of involved parties.
This way it is clear that the film was itself a shadow cast over our eyes and it was a way to make black money white!There is high amount of black money in India and i surefire way to make it white is to invest it in film line.
Film line is one area where money invested in making a project is never trully known and sources of funds are obscure.Even if a film fails the investor doen not care since he cannot use black money openly and a film gets at least some revenue which is actually white money!!!
So next time when you feel something like"wtf? why this film was even made?" try and look beyond the shadows!!!