The SAF syndrome!

Ever wondered why some people always whine when things don't go their way? Why they think they are better than others? They blame their defeats on authority, the 'powers that be'.How they feel that they can never make any mistakes and should never lose!
Here is the answer.It was right before our eyes.But the author had to spend immense amount of time had to use all the cunning that he possessed to study and understand this unique (and not so rare) syndrome.
SAF syndrome derives its name from the famous ( or infamous) Sir Alex Ferguson.Its was primarily through observation of this man's peculiar behaviour that the SAF syndrome was discovered!
So what did the author observe? As many of the readers may be aware Sir Alex Ferguson is the manager of a team named Manchester United. When the team performed well,or to be specific when the team won the refereeing decisions were perfect,the conditions were perfect and the result was most deserved in human history no matter what! However when the team lost the referees were biased,all decisions that went against the team were wrong and no action of the person was to blamed for the defeat.They simply did not deserve to be defeated.They never should be defeated!
The symptoms of the SAF syndrome are as follows :
1) The person generally behaves as if he is the best and has absolute disregard for others.
2) Whatever others do he feels he can do it better.
3) He hates it when someone does something better than him.
4) When a result goes against him he will criticize the decisions that went against him.He will never speak against the wrong decisions in his favour.
5) He will expect the authorities to rule in his favour.He believes that everyone is working for his win!
6) These people are complete idiots.
The causes of the SAF syndrome are unknown.Perhaps some people are made that way.Genetics!( just like insanity plea is last defense against punishment, genetics is the answer when no cause is known)
The SAF syndrome has no known remedies. More than anything these people need our support.Generally whatever these people say or do should not be countered. Just give a approving nod and ignore the trash talk.It has also been observed that People with lower degree of SAF syndrome ( and more intelligence) support those with more developed SAF syndrome ( and hence lower intelligence) .
The author would like to thank Sir Alex Ferguson and all my friends who have SAF syndrome (somehow most of them support ManU) for their help in bringing to light the hitherto unknown SAF syndrome!

This is dedicated to the very talented and unpredictable indian cricket team and specially to the toothless bowling attack which looked dangerous just a few months back!

Arj Kiya hai -
Indian fast ballers cha kaay zole ahe kahi kalat nahi,
140 cha speed 120 la jaato, wicketpan milat nahi!
Te mala mhanale, murkha tula evdha pan kalat nahi
50 over purna takalyashivay sponsership bonus milat nahi!
Patkan lok out keli, tar batsman kaay kaam karnar?
amhi ekach teammadhle, tyanchapan vichar karnar!
Amhala kahi changlya kamasathi performance bonus nasto,
harlo kivva jinklo anhala tevdhach paisa disto!
Me mhanlo madhe tournament jinklo tyaach kaay?
Te mhanale thodi garaj hoti, karnar kaay?
Tumachya sarkha amhala divali bonus nasto!
Kadhi kadhi amhala pan jaast paisa hava asto!

Naseer's shadow!

SHADOW : one of the most idotic movies ever made.
It was meant to be a disaster. The fim produced by naseer, who is visually challenged, was itself totally challenged and torn apart by everyone.
however 'IT WAS MEAT TO BE A DISASTER.' Reports have sufaced that Naseer's company 'Greater Entertainment' has diverted money gathered from duping people through chit fund and multi-level marketing to fund the movie.
Orrissa police have un-earthed a scam of Rs.190 crore and frozen the assets of involved parties.
This way it is clear that the film was itself a shadow cast over our eyes and it was a way to make black money white!There is high amount of black money in India and i surefire way to make it white is to invest it in film line.
Film line is one area where money invested in making a project is never trully known and sources of funds are obscure.Even if a film fails the investor doen not care since he cannot use black money openly and a film gets at least some revenue which is actually white money!!!
So next time when you feel something like"wtf? why this film was even made?" try and look beyond the shadows!!!

The curious case of Arsenal FC

it has Happened again!
In the champion laegue match against Celtic, which arsenal won comfortably, Uefa has seen fit to ban Eduardo saying he has conned the ref!!!
Now those Celtic palyers,manager and all and sundry are sceaming from the rooftop that the decision changed the game.wtf? many games go into halftime with scores 0-0 and still people know what the end result is gonna be.the quality displayed by arsenal was evident,arsenal were dominating the game and slicing through the celtic defence(you got to be kidding!there was a defence there?) and look likely to score and celtic were out of it sice the first minute.
whats even curious here is that a even bigger thing happened to Arsenal a season before. In quarterfinal against liverpool in the first leg arsenal were denied a sure panalty and in the second leg babel made the most of a slight contact from toure in the box and got a penalty.
Arsenal were knocked out very unfairly and UEFA did nothing. so whats the difference this time?
Obviously its arsenal who allegedly are in the wrong this time so UEFA said 'ok,lets make this harder for them" and banned Eduardo.
last year chelsea felt cheated against Barcelona(UEFA did nothing),C.Ronaldo is a bloody diver(nobody does anything) but Eduardo gets a 2 match ban.
Mr. Wenger(le professor) has said that Arsenal will now challenge every call made agianst them and i think he is right and UEFA can get lost.
In Wenger we trust!
and
UEFA - we don't give a damn.UEFA sucks!!And Eduardo is not a diver!!!

Gabhricha(ki Gabhdicha) Paaus!

the first post of my blog!
(I wanted it to be something special but as they say " man proposes god disposes".
also this first post is in marathi as it is the best language if you want to vent your frustrations.
sorry for the inconvinince)
tichayla ya pawasachya!Nako tevva nako tithe padto.
24 tarakhepasun swine flue nashta zala(ho ka are wa!) ani sagle classes ekdum suru zale.atyant anadat me sakali classla gelo ani khushit ghari alo.
pudhcha class sandhyakali 5 te ratri 10( ata 5 tas computer madhye accounts cha manus kaay shiknar?) pan mhanala thik aahe.
Sandhyakali 4.45 la me nighalo tevva pawasache kahi chinha navate(mich gadhav).tyamule kahi raincoat vagaire na gheta me nighalo.ardhya vaatet pohochato tar laich paaus!me vichar kela ki pahilya divashicha ushir nako(ka? kashasathi?) ani tasach pudhe gelo,tar yevdha paaus vadhla ki me gadivar hoto mhanun nahitar vaahunach gelo asato.
classmadhe pohocheparyant me evdha bhijlo hoto ki mala dharanat neun pialala asata tar dharan purn bharun te phutala asat.
sadharanpane me pawasachya vatela jaat nahi ani to pan mazya vaatela jaat nahi.tasahi me tyala kaay karnar.5 taas olya kapadyanni classmadhye basalo ani phaltoo powerpoint presentation ani graph shiklo.ya CA walyannna pan akkal nahi.chayla ya pawasachya!ani chyayla ya CA institutchya!!pan jaude,shevti choice tar mazach hota.and everything that has baginning has an ending Yasho!!!
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